Things are never as good as they seem.
A wheezing, whining ingrate. As welcome as a rash of rost-rot. The worse things get, the happier he is. Enjoys complaining about everything. Equipped with vast memory storage capacity and shell-resistent armour. Also equipped with infrared probes that penetrate and analyse enemy circuitry. Armed with two high-impact laser blasters and a distortion modulator that scrambles enemy cerebro impulses.